Mike W. Barr’s paradoxical Batman

Mike W. Barr’s Batman comics – particularly his work in the 1980s – tend to have a deeply recognizable authorial voice, for two very distinct reasons. On the one hand, you’d be hard-pressed to find a modern Batman writer able to so skilfully capture an old school sense of fun and wonder. On the other hand, Barr writes one of the cruelest versions of the Dark Knight, one with very ambiguous regard for human life.

Under Barr – and not many others – Batman has often killed criminals, or at least casually let them die. Noted Batmanologist Chris Sims has repeatedly pointed out that thanks to Barr the Dark Knight has used a thug as a human shield and once cold-bloodedly threw Ra’s al Ghul against his own space death rays. And, of course, in the first pages of Son of the Demon, Batman not only sends three henchmen to their deaths in a helicopter crash, he also pitilessly lets a guy take an acid bath:

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In Batman Annual #9, the terrorist group Black Heart Liberation Army gets upset that bank robbers are using the group’s badass name, arguing that ‘while liberating funds from capitalist lackey money-lenders is an excellent means of exemplifying the class struggle for the masses,’ this should not be left to ‘crude thugs who only want to enter the system…’ When the terrorists confront the robbers, Batman very deliberately uses a party favor to trick them all into shooting and blowing each other up!

Although less intentionally, there is also that time the Caped Crusader scared a man to death:

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…I mean, those two times:

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Likewise thanks to Mike W. Barr, on the first arc of Batman and the Outsiders the villain is thrown off a castle to be dismembered by an angry mob in front of an approving Dark Knight:

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In fact, in that series Batman comes across as especially callous, often willing to throw his teammates to the wolves… not to mention shooting a bunch of Kobra agents:

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Oh well, at least he draws the line at fighting babies:

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Seriously, how bloodthirsty is Mike W. Barr’s Batman? This is how he conjures up the spirit of Christmas:

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As if all this was not out of character enough, Barr also scripted the infamous ‘Year Two’ storyline, where Batman starts packing a gun (the one that killed his parents, no less) and teams up with Joe Chill (only the man who pulled the trigger, you know). Yeah, it’s as bad as it sounds.

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You’d think Mike Barr has no idea what a Batman comic should be like. And yet, he totally does.

For one thing, Barr has clearly read one of the most Bat-defining tales of all time, ‘There is no hope in Crime Alley!,’ which breathed life into the neighborhood where the Waynes were shot and into Leslie Thompkins, the woman who consoled a recently orphaned Bruce. This story was an unmistakable source for two of Barr’s most famous comics: ‘The Player on the Other Side!’ and Detective Comics #574. Its influence is everywhere, from the opening description of Park Row (which both issues reproduce word for word), to Leslie Thompkins’ presence, to the riff on the classic line ‘my beginning… and my probable end’ (which even serves as title for Detective Comics #574).

‘The Player on the Other Side!’ is particularly cool. It tells the story of a kid who saw his parents killed by the police on the same day that Bruce’s parents were gunned down by Joe Chill, and grew up to be an avenging cop-killer known as The Wrath – the symmetrical opposite to Batman. A similar idea has since been used on other villains (including Bane and Prometheus, not to mention a recent reboot of the Wrath himself), but Barr really takes the doppelgänger notion in interesting directions. And so do artists Michael Golden and Mike DeCarlo, who pull off a costume based around the ‘W’ in Wrath that smoothly parallels Batman’s cowl:

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Drawing on the homonymous works by Aldous Huxley, Manfred B. Lee, and Frederic Dannay (the latter two best known as Ellery Queen), ‘The Player on the Other Side!’ uses the mirror concept to explore what ultimately defines Batman. Notably, the comic illustrates the importance of the supporting cast (Gordon, Alfred, Leslie) in how the Dark Knight eventually turned out. Kudos also to Tony Bedard for having produced a sequel (in Batman Confidential #13-16) that satisfyingly develops this comic’s themes and ramifications.

The truth is that, for each instance of preposterous characterization and bold choices, you’ll probably be able to find at least one corresponding moment in which Mike W. Barr brilliantly nails the Caped Crusader, such as this great sequence after Batman gets his heart broken:

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You’ll notice Batman calls Robin ‘chum.’ That happens a lot in these comics. Indeed, as brutal as his Dark Knight can be, Mike Barr is not averse to the occasional cheesy exchange between the Dynamic Duo. Similarly, he respects such longstanding Batman traditions as kicks in the face and gratuitous, groan-inducing puns:

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Moreover, Barr shows keen awareness of how the best Batman comics make use of the character’s intellectual skills. Thus, from 8-page backup stories in the main series, to full-issue team-ups with spandex-wearing superheroes from various dimensions in The Brave and the Bold, to large-scale brink-of-world-destruction sagas like Son of the Demon, Barr is likely to work a whodunit into the plot… what’s more, it’s usually a fair-play murder mystery, often involving the victim using her/his last gesture to provide a convoluted clue about the killer’s identity, Ellery Queen’s influence once again shining through (only Martin Pasko’s ‘A Clue Before Dying!’ may give Barr a run for his money as the geekiest Bat-homage to Ellery Queen). Mike Barr, it should be noted, is an admitted fan of the genre, having even penned the neat fair-play mystery series The MAZE Agency.

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As long time fans know, another way to show off the Caped Crusader’s ingenuity and intellectual prowess is by challenging him with an elaborate deathtrap, through the kind of plot contrivance so hilariously mocked in the first Austin Powers movie. And boy can you count on Barr to deliver on this front as well:

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As Mike W. Barr’s affinity for deathtraps suggests, he is no stranger to Silver Age storytelling. Indeed, his most well-regarded Batman work is a throwback to that era. In the mid-1980s, at a time when the Dark Knight was at his grimmest and grittiest, Barr managed to write a colorful run of Detective Comics with a peppy, wisecracking Robin (Jason Todd) and amusing set pieces like a fight among giant billiard balls. His artists even paid homage to the kind of title splash pages so in vogue in previous decades, featuring surrealist scenes that did not show up in the actual story but nevertheless conveyed the main themes:

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As much praise as the nostalgic elements of this run have received over the years, one aspect which doesn’t always get enough credit is Barr’s postmodern twists on traditional villains, elevating their pathological obsessions to a symbolic level. For example, instead of stealing hats or using hats to commit crimes as he usually did, this version of the Mad Hatter robs institutions evocative of idiomatic expressions about hats (such as the Gotham Sports Arena, because when a player scores three goals in one game it’s called a ‘hat trick’). And Two-Face, whose crimes typically revolve around the number two, is now apparently so fascinated by duality that he starts attacking anything that duplicates reality, such as impressionists, sculptors, and even a mirror factory!

Less renowned, but even closer to emulating Batman’s past era, is the final issue of The Brave and the Bold, titled ‘Smell of Brimstone, Stench of Death!’ Here, Barr goes into full pastiche mode. The first half of the story is set on Earth-2 (where Batman’s earliest adventures took place, in the 1940s and 1950s), pitting the Caped Crusader against a Satan-themed villain called Brimstone. Barr’s writing perfectly captures the tone of a more innocent age, from the playful pun-based clues, to Commissioner Gordon’s underwritten role, to the buildings decorated with giant props:

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Much of the merit goes to artist Dave Gibbons, of course, as well as to Gary Martin, who inked this Earth-2 sequence. Yet what makes the comic awesome is that in the second part of the story Brimstone travels to the current reality (of 1983, when the comic came out), giving Barr the opportunity to tackle the near-apocalyptic feel of that period, in a tale of street gangs, racial riots, and social breakdown. Like the first part, this doesn’t come across as a spoof so much as a straightforward tale written with a different sensibility. Indeed, this section of the issue could have easily belonged to any mainstream comic of the time (including those penned by Barr). By pairing it with the Earth-2 pastiche, though, Mike W. Barr gives us a wonderful viewpoint into the evolution of Batman storytelling. And again Gibbons, who has yet to meet a challenge he cannot match, poignantly illustrates this contrast by delivering some totally ’80s art:

Brave and the Bold 200The issue’s format also allows Barr to pull an ingenious twist on his passion for deathtrap contraptions, as Brimstone uses the same trap twice, one for each version of Batman – having updated the device in order to remove the loophole that allowed the Caped Crusader to escape the first time around, the villain forces our hero to think of a second way out! It is such a clever idea that Barr would go on to use it again and again, most recently in the Legends of the Dark Knight story ‘The Elements of Crime.’

His best take on it, though, is in the amazing Two Face Strikes Twice!, which basically repeats the formula of ‘Smell of Brimstone, Stench of Death!’ ten years later. Once again, half the tale is written like a Golden Age comic about the Dynamic Duo (this time suitably illustrated by Joe Staton) and the other half like an issue from the characters’ contemporary incarnation, complete with Tim Drake taking over Dick Grayson’s role as Robin (and with modern, fully-painted art by Daerick Gross). What makes this tale stand out is that now the villain is Two-Face, so the whole comic is designed to evoke dualism and symmetry, the dialogue’s double entendres and the dichotomous yet complementary art styles reflecting the villain’s split personality.

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These are not the only comics to get mileage out of imitating past approaches to Batman. Michael Gilbert did a fun issue of Legends of the Dark Knight with people stuck in an elevator telling each other about their encounters with the Caped Crusader, each story aping classic artists such as Bob Kane and Neal Adams. To celebrate Batman #600, Ed Brubaker pretended to have found a bunch of previously unpublished stories, which also turned out to be recreations of the style of past publications. More memorably, ‘Night on Earth,’ a crossover with the brilliant metafictional series Planetary, features batmen from multiple dimensions, including the versions from the 1960s TV show and from The Dark Knight Returns.

Even the cartoon shows have had fun with the concept. The Batman: The Animated Series episode ‘Legends of the Dark Knight’ pays direct homage to the works of Dick Sprang and Frank Miller. The Brave and the Bold episode ‘Bat-Mite Presents: Batman’s Strangest Cases’ includes spot-on pastiches of Mad Magazine’s ‘Bat Boy and Rubin,’ Jiro Kuwata’s Bat-Manga, and the Batman/Scooby-Doo crossovers of the 1970s (guest-starring Weird Al Yankovic).

Most of these are clever and easy to appreciate, but they don’t always hold up as exciting stories in themselves nearly as well as Mike W. Barr’s. The man remains a master of retro-infused storytelling, perhaps because it is only in these tales combining old school playfulness and contemporary grittiness that Barr can truly bring together his very conflicting takes on the Dark Knight.

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NEXT: Batman sacks the Quarterback of Crime.

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Batman comics and the Cold War détente

While access to new sources and archives, not to mention shifting paradigms and the cultural turn, have helped produce a historiography on the Cold War that moved beyond orthodox, revisionist, and neorealist interpretations to embrace, among others, constructivist, postcolonial, pericentric, transnational, and semiotic studies of the topic, it is my conviction that the abundant scholarly literature doesn’t mention often enough the fact that Batman once fought a guy called KGBeast.

Here is the first of a few of posts which will help fill this, and other, unforgivable gaps in the public’s understanding of the Cold War. After all, as a character who both preceded and outlasted the conflict – and one prone to incorporate the Zeitgeist into his comics with little regard for subtlety or tastefulness – Batman naturally faced more than his share of Cold War-related challenges. Hell, the Dynamic Duo even did its part to prevent the East German Stasi from dismantling a network that smuggled people out of the GDR:

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…and sure, that issue may not get points for treating the subject matter with the complexity it deserves, but if you’re going to nitpick, then I’ll have to point out that it is still more historically accurate than the Batman movie released around the same time, where West Germany showed up as a UN member a whole 7 years before it joined the organization!

That said, the Dark Knight’s role in the Cold War was more than just patriotically beating up red scum while spouting chauvinistic one-liners. In fact, with the onset of international détente and rising domestic anti-militarism in the late 1960s and early 1970s, the varied team behind Batman comics started shooting in all directions, each writer with his own distinctive approach, from Bob Haney’s anything-goes sense of spectacle to Mike Friedrich’s youthful idealism.

You can see this diversity, for example, in the plethora of villains who tried to go atomic. While nuclear threat stories dated at least as far back as the very start of the Cold War…

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…the fear of annihilation was as topical as ever in the post-Cuban Missile Crisis, post-Dr. Strangelove era. The enemy, though, was not necessarily outside. In the exciting ‘The Doomsday Ball!’ an unidentified terrorist holds Gotham City for ransom by threatening to blow it up with a miniaturized hydrogen bomb stolen from the military. ‘The Threat of the Two-Headed Coin!’ concerns a bomb threat as well, but this time behind it is a disenchanted American general, who is clearly quite unbalanced:

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Also involved is the villain Two-Face, who wants to blackmail the government. And being obsessed with duality, of course he soon tries it a second time. Suitably taking advantage of the Cold War’s bipolar world order, Two-Face steals a security-related binary code and flirts with national treason (or double-cross, as he prefers to call it) by threatening to sell the code to America’s biggest enemy unless Washington pays him 22 million dollars. This leads to a great moment in which representatives of the two superpowers realize the kind of twisted criminal logic Batman has to deal with on a daily basis:  

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All of this is not to say that foreign Marxists never tried to blow up Gotham City with nuclear weapons. If nothing else, statistically it had to happen, since Gotham gets threatened with total destruction at least twice a year. And ironically, when anti-Western, anti-capitalist, anti-Batman urban guerrillas try their luck, the Dark Knight saves the day by literally throwing money at them:

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The series that engaged more often with the Cold War was Bob Haney’s The Brave and the Bold, which is not surprising, since anything could happen on the pages of that book. Haney’s approach to writing was apparently to throw in every idea he could come up with, no matter how outrageous, in the hopes of knocking readers out. Thus, while the Cold War is there, the prospect of mutually assured destruction doesn’t always seem like the maddest thing going on in the story. When a villain hijacks the Brotherhood Express, a train promoting friendship with the allies of the US, this is just a pretext for Batman to fight a guy called Cannoneer and his crew atop a moving train, using props shaped like easily recognizable foreign landmarks:

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Bob Haney’s Batman was not adverse to collaboration with high level authorities, undertaking enough preposterous missions across the world to make James Bond adventures seem like grounded, realistic, le Carré-penned tales of espionage. In ‘Count Ten… And Die!’ Anglo-American military intelligence asks the Dark Knight to retrieve Soviet plans to launch an armed space station during the World Youth Games, in Vienna (and while he’s in town, Batman also takes time to motivate the heavyweight boxer known as Wildcat for a Rocky IV-type match against a Russian champ). In ‘Nightmare without End,’ the Caped Crusader helps unmask an East German double agent in a small German village, appropriately named Kleindorf. In ‘What Lurks Below Buoy 13,’ Batman actually goes rogue, refusing to hand over an undersea satellite that could tip the balance of terror between American and Soviet nuclear submarines, instead leaving it to the care of the non-aligned Aquaman. In ‘Death by the Ounce,’ the Soviets hire an aging alien goddess to kidnap a Middle Eastern shah, paying her with an innovative youth serum.

The most entertaining tale by far is ‘A Traitor Lurks inside Earth!’ where the US centralizes its anti-missile defense system in a robot who decides that the only way to end war, poverty, and injustice is for machines to take power, in the process kick-starting a whole robot civil rights movement against the human establishment:

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By contrast, the most disturbing story has to be ‘Demolishment!’ where Batman goes after Green Lantern, who has defected to the socialist side, and ends up getting brutally brainwashed:

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If you’re looking for old-school anticommunism in the Bat-family, however, look no further than Robin’s backup features in Detective Comics, which detailed Dick Grayson’s adventures among the youth counterculture of Hudson University. At the peak of the anti-establishment movement, writer Frank Robbins dived head-first into the notion of universities as a Cold War front. Covering all angles, in Robin’s first college adventure, ‘Strike…While the Campus is Hot,’ the villains initially seem to be students demanding strike action, then violent cops beating up defenseless protesters, then deceitful activists manipulating students into striking, and ultimately Soviet agents destabilizing the US education system:

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This was followed with a story about a Russian exchange-professor out to discredit NASA as payback for the Americans having put the first man on the moon, something he sought to achieve with a laser beam and some green soap. Don’t ask.

20-year old writer Mike Friedrich also seemed concerned with the home front, yet he was clearly more in tune with current generational sensibilities. A hippy protester against US warmongering served as red herring in Detective Comics #387. Friedrich also famously pitted Batman and other heroes against Johnny Dune, a resentful Vietnam vet using his supernatural voice to mobilize the youth to march against the power, in a political variation of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.

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Hauntingly brought to life by Dick Dillin’s pencils and Joe Giella’s inks, described as ‘the best electric rhythm-and-blues man since drugs burned out the life of Jimmy Hendrix,’ Johnny Dune comes across as sympathetic yet misguided, ultimately giving up his revolutionary tactics to pursue electoral politics.

On a more global scale, outside of the pages of The Brave and the Bold the Caped Crusader mostly kept away from international geo-ideological disputes during the détente era, unless of course you count his ongoing struggle to prevent the immortal eco-fundamentalist Ra’s al Ghul from taking over the world. The one time Batman did get directly involved was in ‘The Most Dangerous Twenty Miles in Gotham City,’ where the Dark Knight helped the government carry out a prisoner exchange between Soviet spy Ivanescu and a US agent, the villains being American lunatic-fringe ‘101% super-patriots’ out to kill Ivanescu before the trade could take place.

Batman’s main spy villain during this period was Colonel Sulphur, introduced in the classic ‘At Dawn Dies Mary MacGuffin!’

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Sulphur heads a freelance spy ring and his work remains unattached to real world politics. Whenever he shows up, Sulphur is after secret American documents, or rocket fuel, or super-weapons, but it isn’t usually clear who exactly he is spying for. In ‘Death-Knell for a Traitor!’ Sulphur is not even spying at all, instead he is just another well-connected criminal looking for a diamond – that issue does have a gloomy, ironic Twilight Zone-worthy ending, but it’s about the trauma of World War II rather than the Cold War.

Only by the mid-1970s, with détente beginning to fall apart, do we finally get a grand, globetrotting espionage adventure in the main title, which if nothing else ought to be remembered for this moment:

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Courtesy of David V. Reed and Ernie Chua, in the storyline running from Batman #281 to Batman #283 a triple murder investigation leads the Dark Knight to look into the disappearance of a defected Hungarian nuclear scientist. This is tied to yet another terrorist plot to – you guessed it – blow up Gotham City with an atomic bomb, unless a one billion dollar ransom is met (you can tell there was rampant inflation since the ‘The Doomsday Bal!’ when the bomber settled for ten million). The investigation takes Batman to Budapest, where we find out that he is well-known on the other side of the iron curtain…

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The Caped Crusader goes to Africa as well, where he sadistically disposes of two henchmen by dropping them in the middle of the Angolan Civil War:

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Robin was also well-travelled in different Cold War stages, sometimes with his Teen Titans team, sometimes solo. Once he even caught a group of American soldiers stationed in West Germany who justified robbing banks in Stuttgart with the state of the global political economy:

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And yet, if I had to pick the comic that best captures the feeling of all-encompassing violence, paranoia, and despair of the ’70s, it would be ‘Ticket to Tragedy.’ This thrilling story by Denny O’Neil and Marshall Rogers doesn’t feature Batman thwarting bombings, fingering commies, chasing hippies, or fighting robots set up by the military-industrial complex. Instead, after decades of global conflict, the Dark Knight takes it upon himself to accomplish an even more impossible mission – to restore an old man’s hope in humanity:

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NEXT: Batman kills a bunch of people.

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Gotham Calling Manifesto

Over the last 75 years, hardly a month has gone by without at least one story being published featuring a millionaire dressed as a bat, more often than not beating up the mentally ill. This is something that should make us think about who we are as a species. Or maybe it isn’t, but I have anyway.

In fact, I’ve spent an unreasonable portion of my life reading and thinking about Batman. And for the upcoming months, I will share those thoughts with you. This way, even those hapless mortals who have not devoured tons upon tons of pages full of ludicrous crime plots and eccentric clothing (and the occasional mutant gorilla) can also be exposed to some of the coolest things that are to be found in Batman comics.

The blog’s focus will not just be on Batman per se, but also on the universe around him, particularly on Gotham City, the place where ‘Sorry I’m late, but on my way here I was kidnapped and brainwashed by a deranged fan of Alice in Wonderland’ is a workable excuse. I am fascinated by all the world-building and oddities that have emerged over the years around what was initially a simple knock-off of pulp heroes like Zorro and the Shadow. There will be posts on key topics such as Robin’s puberty, Batman’s role in the perestroika, and the unbelievably high mortality rate in Gotham politics, as well as on more technical aspects, like Batman’s most idiosyncratic writers or the creepiest covers to feature the Joker.

In the name of fairness – and because I don’t want to keep writing ‘IMHO’ – in this first post I will outline my general views and bias regarding Batman stories. Batman, who also goes by the less descriptive yet more ominous title of ‘Dark Knight,’ has been featured in literally thousands of stories in comics alone, not to mention other media such as cinema, television, video games, and porn. Call it versatility or inconsistency, but here is a character who has a long tradition of stories with such diverse moods as pulp adventure…

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…unapologetic camp…

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…gothic surrealism…

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…slam-bang superhero action…

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…and gritty crime thrillers.

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In a genre anchored by the weight of nostalgia, fans often prefer the style of the stories that first made them fall in love with the character. I am no exception. For me, like for many others in my generation, it all goes back to that moment when the Dark Knight, hanging from a zeppelin and stoned out of his mind on fear toxin, yelled at a giant hallucination of his father: ‘I am vengeance! I am the night! I am BATMAN! This means that, basically, my platonic ideal of how the Batman universe should be like comes straight from the cartoons I used to watch as a kid. For the most part, Batman: The Animated Series expertly walked a fine line, delivering stories that were moody and exciting, without feeling either overly grim or overly silly. Even weaker episodes tended to have stunning set pieces, like when Batman had to fight a massive deathtrap shaped like the solar system… And everything was made even cooler by Bruce Timm’s art deco, film noir-inspired designs:

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The show’s interpretation of Batman and its villains was carried into the Batman Adventures line of comics, known for its fun tone and highly kinetic art style. Despite being kid-friendly, these comics – just like the cartoons that inspired them – did not feel the need to talk down to their audience. In fact, the sadly short-lived second volume of Batman Adventures – mostly written by Ty Templeton and Dan Slott – packed more clever twists, neat moments, and intricate subplots than any other ongoing series at the time. The Dark Knight faced Killer Croc, the Joker, the Cavalier, a recently elected Penguin, the police, and a horde of ninja assassins from the Society of Shadows – and that was just the first issue!

This is not to say that there aren’t plenty of great Batman comics outside the Adventures line. Throughout the ages the Caped Crusader, as he is sometimes alliteratively called, has found himself in a wide range of mind-blowing stories drawing on everything from murder mysteries to psychedelic sci-fi, from German expressionism to pop art, from serious social issues to supernatural mumbo-jumbo. Either because he is a fascinating character or simply because he is a popular one, Batman has attracted the best creators in the industry. Name your favorite mainstream comics editor, writer, artist, colorist, letterer, etc and s/he is bound to have crossed paths with the Dark Knight. Seriously, back in the 1974, DC published back-to-back issues illustrated by Howard Chaykin, Alex Toth, and Walt Simonson… yeah, eat your heart out, Mona Lisa!

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To be sure, being talented at doing comics is not necessarily the same as being talented at doing Batman comics. Critically acclaimed authors like Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman may have written their share of solid Batman stories, but if you want a straightforward tale that earnestly kicks ass while reveling in its own absurdity, you should look no further than Alan Grant. True, Grant’s dialogue has been known to cross the border over to the wrong side of cheesy (people get called ‘creep’ quite a lot) and his sense of subtlety can be best illustrated by the fact that he once penned a story called ‘Cats,’ featuring Catwoman, Catman, a couple of cat-catchers who drove around in a van labeled Schrodinger Delivery while exchanging feline factoids, and a cat burglar on top of the building of Hottin Roofing Inc, on Elliot Street. Regardless, Grant throws himself at the material with unmatched gusto, writing a badass Batman tempered with a healthy dose of dark humor and often coming up with truly twisted villains:

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So what makes a Batman story great? If there is such a thing as an archetypical formula, it involves the Caped Crusader facing off against an interesting villain both intellectually (usually by tracking down the culprit or figuring out the next crime) and physically (by fighting a formidable opponent and/or escaping from a deathtrap). Then again, it wasn’t that long ago that Batman was sent back in time by an alien god and ended up hanging out with a crew of 18th century pirates – and that story was ten kinds of awesome!

Still, it may be useful to clarify upfront my understanding of what makes the Dark Knight himself work as character. In his very first appearance, Batman was described as a ‘mysterious and adventurous figure, fighting for righteousness and apprehending the wrong doer.’ Others would label him a fetishist urban vigilante psycho and, sure, there is some of that in there. But at the end of the day what defines Batman as a character – apart from his accurate belief that *everything* looks cooler with a bat-logo on it – is the fact that he hates crime and loves his city. As simple as that. And what makes this so much fun is that his city is Gotham. The. Worst. City. Ever.

Gotham City is everything that’s wrong with our world, but it’s not our world, it’s a nightmare born of all our kinks and phobias, with homicidal clowns and masked militias doing parkour on gargoyle-ornamented rooftops, tragic monsters, ancient demons, kitsch serial killers, avant-garde terrorism, genetic experiments gone wrong, and stereotypical gangs roaming the streets at night to the soundtrack of The Misfits’ ‘Where Eagles Dare.’ It’s a place so out there that its only hope is a bulked up genius with a very large car collection.

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 It is in this screwed up city that Batman wages his war on crime. Of course a ‘war on crime’ may seem just as vague as a ‘war on drugs’ or a ‘war on terror,’ but a corporate-owned comic character is supposed to last a long time so authors can be forgiven for adopting such an open-ended mission statement. Given that Bruce Wayne’s motivation stems from the death of his parents during a mugging, the Dark Knight tends to focus on larceny and street violence, although he has occasionally also been known to branch out into areas as diverse as hate speech or real estate fraud.

Some write him as a super-cop – he was even fully deputized until the 1980s – or as a libertarian alternative to cops – who gets results because he doesn’t have to play by legal rules and respect citizens’ rights – but the best stories are those in which Batman simply does what no one else will do because he is the most dedicated and resourceful guy in town. He steps in whenever the authorities are too busy, too corrupt, or just baffled. And although his specialty is handling bizarre villains and unconventional threats, if necessary he will even take over from the fire department:

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 But what makes the Caped Crusader such a special crime-fighter, apart from the twisted logic that it takes a costumed lunatic to catch another costumed lunatic? Well, while he is technically human, Batman is commonly written as a superhero. He may not be super-strong or super-fast, but his extensive martial arts training allows him to get away with some outlandish physical feats. He has a massive computer that does everything from generating poison antidotes in record time to hacking into top secret files, although admittedly this was more impressive in the early days of the internet… Crucially, Batman is also super-rich. Money may not give people *super* powers in the real world (although between his clout, egomania, and obsessive branding, Donald Trump does resemble a super-villain), but then again Batman, or more precisely Bruce Wayne, is not just rich. He is so rich that writers can shove any outrageous gadget into the plot without having to bother explaining to the readers how it came about:

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So if you want to read stories about a down-on-his-luck hero struggling to make ends meet, go check out Spider-Man instead. It should be noted, though, that as tempting as it may be to present Bruce Wayne as an Ayn Randian capitalist Übermensch fighting against the lower classes, it is usually disingenuous to do so, Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises notwithstanding. Bruce Wayne’s wealth is more of a convenient plot-device than a thematic statement. After all, the millionaire playboy persona is no less of a disguise than his Dark Knight melodramatics. 

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 From a thematic point of view, Batman’s relentless determination is much more central to his character. Bruce Wayne is not just someone who saw his parents gunned down in front of him when he was a kid and hence vowed to dedicate his existence to the eradication of crime… he is a guy who, after making this childish vow, actually spends the rest of his life consistently focused on that one objective, studying, training, planning for every contingency, and literally going out into the streets every night just to punch criminals in the face.

Batman’s other distinctive trait concerns the fact that he is supposed to be, as the ads put it, the World’s Greatest Detective. Not just a good detective, but the greatest. In practice, this is sometimes easy to miss, as even good writers occasionally find themselves lazily disregarding the potential of such an epithet – instead of having Batman make ingenious deductions from improbable clues, they just stick to him being a tough interrogator (i.e. torturer):

The Batman Adventures #8      The Killing Joke
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 Yet in theory, being the World’s Greatest Detective means that Batman is highly intelligent, observant, and knowledgeable. In other words, writers can get away with having the Dark Knight make impossible calculations or draw on any piece of obscure trivia to move the story forwards. Or just show off:

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  Gotham Adventures #56

 …that’s right, as if all this was not enough to make Batman a character begging for amazing stories, let us not forget that he also possesses this final, outstanding attribute: he has great taste in films.

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NEXT: Batman gets brainwashed by communists.

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