Bruce Wayne’s political career

Despite spending much of his life terrorizing the criminal underworld or stuck in deathtraps while exchanging puns with a dude dressed as a question mark, Batman has found the time to take up a number of political jobs. With that in mind – and given candidates’ recent attempts to invoke nerd culture in their campaigns – I figured it’d be fun to take a close look at Bruce Wayne’s various ventures into institutional politics.

Regardless of what you may think of the Dark Knight’s politics, Bruce Wayne is often presented as socially engaged:

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That said, Gotham City’s favorite billionaire didn’t seem to take things very seriously when he ran for councilman, in 1987:

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As far as comics about politics go, this isn’t exactly a sharp satire in the mold of Weapons of Mass Diplomacy (or even Ex Machina), but I just love the way Bruce wears that smile like a mask, while discreetly throwing the alcohol away… Also, in his defense, he wasn’t interested in winning anyway. In fact, Bruce’s whole bid for City Council was only a ploy to lure the hat-obsessed villain Mad Hatter by metaphorically throwing a hat into the political ring (the same reason Jim Webb ran for president, I assume).

Before that, there was the time Bruce Wayne became Mayor of Gotham City (always a dangerous career move). I’m not even talking about the hilarious 1960s’ TV episodes where Batman ran against the Penguin (needless to say, he literally put up a fight!), but about the comic in which Gotham’s elected mayor went on vacation for a week and appointed his replacement through a raffle… By sheer chance, Bruce’s name was drawn, so he became temporarily in charge of City Hall. You know, democracy.

Bruce didn’t do much while in power though, since he kept obsessing over the fact that, in the exact same week, a criminal had decided to start impersonating the Caped Crusader:

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In a classic political move, Bruce hypnotized his secretary into believing that he (the secretary) was Mayor Bruce Wayne, thus providing an alibi while the real Batman went after the impersonator. In the end, the Dark Knight caught the bad guy and prevented a profitable kidnapping, although I still think he should’ve used those hypnotizing powers to renegotiate the city’s public debt.

At a more national level, Bruce became senator for a few days back in the sixties. And while he only participated in one vote, he sure did it with typical passion:

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(Yep, it was an Anti-Crime Bill.)

Probably impressed by this display of red-blooded fervor, the following year Washington appointed Bruce Wayne as ambassador to an ill-defined South American country, in ‘The Striped Pants War!’ (The Brave and the Bold #96). Bruce was sent to sign a security treaty after the previous ambassador had been abducted by a terrorist group sinisterly called Compañeros de la Muerte. Luckily, the Caped Crusader happened to show up in the country at the same time – what a fortunate coincidence!

Because it was written by Bob Haney, this story was a go-for-broke thrill ride that included Batman bullfighting for his life and a badass Alfred saving the day. Also, at one point Sgt. Rock got crushed under a Spanish Inquisition torture device, leading to the great line ‘Remember, old soldiers never die – they just re-enlist!’

Still, this wasn’t even the most ludicrous diplomatic mission in the DC Universe:

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Then again, in the year when Donald Trump took such a long-lasting lead in the polls, the politics of the DCU are looking more and more reasonable in comparison.

All in all, these are not the most insane political comics ever (if nothing else because last year the world gave us Joe Sacco’s Bumf), but there is something inherently amusing about watching Bruce Wayne apply his unorthodox approaches to crime-fighting in the political arena… Of course, sooner or later someone had to take the premise to its logical extreme. And so, in one of the coolest comics of the last 10 years, Batman finally took over the White House:

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NEXT: Batman and Robin ride a chariot, Quo Vadis-style.

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Taking a break… (November 2015)

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Classic gothic horror films

If it’s true that Batman fans should enjoy other gothic comics, then of course the same goes for gothic movies. In the first film list I did for this blog, I suggested Dead of Night and The Unknown as examples of the kind of old school horror that is bound to appeal to those who dig the darkest corners of Gotham City.

Here are another 10 recommendations:

FRANKENSTEIN (1931)

FRANKENSTEIN (1931)

‘It moving… It’s alive. It’s ALIVE!’

Frankenstein is the most gothic-looking film this side of Murnau’s Faust and Cocteau’s Beauty and the Beast. With a gloomy, poetic tone, this loose adaptation of Mary Shelley’s fascinating seminal sci-fi novel about a scientist who creates a sentient monster set the visuals for most other versions of the material in popular culture, including a ton of comics (by the way, fans of the original book should definitely check out Frankenstein’s Womb, by Warren Ellis and Marek Oleksicki). The movie also spun a bunch of sequels – and while the quirky Bride of Frankenstein has a reputation for being the best of the follow-ups, for my money Young Frankenstein is the true masterpiece!

I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE (1943)

I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE

This mesmerizing tale of a white nurse encountering voodoo rituals in a Caribbean sugar plantation, directed by Jacques Tourneur (who also did the chilling Night of the Demon and The Leopard Man), couldn’t be farther from our current idea of zombie horror, as defined by the likes of Night of the Living Dead, Evil Dead, 28 Days Later, or The Walking Dead. There are no brain-eating corpses, no gore, not even a clear commitment to whether or not the magic should be accepted literally… Instead, well placed shadows and the somber sound of the wind are enough to make I Walked with a Zombie the most eerily atmospheric movie ever released.

THE UNINVITED (1944)

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Less ambiguous about its take on the supernatural, The Uninvited is a clever, good old-fashioned ghost story. Who doesn’t love those? The plot is devious and provocative but, like in many of the other movies on this post, ultimately immaterial. It’s all about the sinister ambience and there sure is plenty of that!

THE BODY SNATCHER (1945)

The Body Snatcher

Robert Wise’s morbid mood piece bleakly adapts a short story by Robert Louis Stevenson inspired by the Burke and Hare murders (and written in the same dark prose as The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde).

On the surface, this movie has little to do with Don Siegel’s similarly titled science fiction classic Invasion of the Body Snatchers. What the two have in common is that, like subsequent versions of the latter, they serve as perfect metaphors for their decades… 1956’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers reeks with the anticommunist paranoia of McCarthyism, 1978’s surprisingly good remake taps into the post-hippie culture of individualism, 1993’s Body Snatchers is dumb and full of explosions, 2007’s The Invasion aims for War on Terror poignancy (but fails miserably), 2013’s The World’s End is a smart satire of small town homogenization and alienation.

As for 1945’s The Body Snatcher, its tale of grave robbing and medical experiments feels like a distillation of late WWII concerns over the intersection between ethics and science. Also, it has a genuinely macabre ending!

THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE (1946)

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I’ve mentioned before that Robert Siodmak was an awesome director of film noir, but he could also do horror better than most. Set in the turn of the century, The Spiral Staircase is an intense, spellbinding thriller about a mute girl trying to avoid a serial killer who targets disabled young women.

Scary and effective.

DIABOLIQUE (1955)

Diabolique

This suspenseful masterpiece was directed by Henri-Georges Clouzot, often referred to as the French Alfred Hitchcock (although Clouzot’s movies were even crueler than Hitchcock’s and with a less flashy style). Les Diaboliques begins with a mundane story of infidelity and murder, then it slowly but surely evolves into horror, culminating in one of the most terrifying final sequences I’ve seen on film… (And yet, it’s still not as grim or warped as Clouzot’s earlier crime flicks Le Corbeau and Quai des Orfèvres.)

VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (1960)

Village of the Damned (1960)

It all starts when the inhabitants of a whole village suddenly fall unconscious, even the animals… Closer in spirit to the best episodes of the brilliant The Twilight Zone than to John Carpenter’s pointless remake, this British sci-fi chiller keeps throwing viewers one enthralling idea after another, including twisted deaths, Cold War fears, and those unforgettable hypnotic children!

(Hardcore Bat-fans may also dig the fact that the lead role is played by George Sanders, who went on to play Mr. Freeze in the first season of the Batman TV show.)

PSYCHO (1960)

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Although Alfred Hitchcock’s most perversely gothic movie is Rebecca, I had to go with this later classic about a woman on the run who makes the mistake of checking into a motel where the creepy Norman Bates lives with his even creepier mother. After decades of spoofs, spoilers, and rip-offs (and Batman homages), it’s easy to forget just how sleazy a thriller Psycho is, packed with tension and disturbing twists and a hell of a soundtrack.

THE INNOCENTS (1961)

THE INNOCENTS 1961

By contrast, The Innocents is all suave atmosphere and psychological sophistication… which is not to say that things don’t get seriously frightening in this taut, stylish tale of a governess who suspects that the children she is taking care of are being possessed. Nightmarish.

THE HAUNTING (1963)

The Haunting (1963)

Almost 20 years after The Body Snatcher, Robert Wise returned to his gothic roots with this gorgeous-looking haunted house extravaganza. The story of four strangers brought to an old mansion to determine whether or not the rumors of ghosts are true, The Haunting is at times delightfully tongue-in-cheek, with some hammy interior monologues and lesbian undertones, but when it wants to it’s as expressionist and spooky as anything else on this list.

 

NEXT: President Batman.

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On Jason Todd, Robin

One way to look at the second Robin, Jason Todd, is that he started out as a well-executed bad idea and ended up as a poorly executed great idea. Another way to look at the character is that DC at first tried to recreate the Golden Age but then it realized it was the 1980s, so it threw any vestiges of innocence out the window in a coke & ecstasy-fueled fit during a synth-scored rave party.

To be sure, the notion of replacing Dick Grayson as the Boy Wonder was not bad in itself, certainly not in 1983, when Dick had clearly outgrown the part. But rather than coming up with a new concept of Robin, their idea was to just blandly remake the original – so we were given another son of circus trapeze artists (‘The Flying Todds’) orphaned by crime while Bruce Wayne was around. It was a pretty lame way to finish Gerry Conway’s underrated run on the Bat-books… Fortunately, Conway was followed by Doug Moench, whose stellar writing also deserves great praise and close observation (I’m working on it, guys!).

Jason Todd struggled to earn his place, as Moench took his time to complete the switch, showing Batman’s hesitations and Jason’s insistence for months. This made Batman seem less like an asshole who endangered kids willy-nilly while also building up Jason’s personality. Neatly, even when the Dark Knight agreed to commit to their partnership, it wasn’t immediately taken for granted that Jason would wear the same suit as Dick Grayson and call himself Robin:

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Dick eventually showed up to pass the torch. Having moved on to his Nightwing persona, he gave Jason his blessing to become the new Boy Wonder. This was a big step – by then the title of Teen Wonder had been so firmly established that the issue cover felt the need to make a big fuss about the change:

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Doug Moench nailed the potential of the new status quo, as Batman once again got to hang out with a bright, enthusiastic young sidekick. That said, Bruce was often more of a father figure than a crime-fighting partner. Already at the time, much of the characterization in these comics involved Batman continuously holding back, telling Robin to stay away from cases that looked particularly dangerous, and Jason impetuously disobeying him. Unlike what happened in later stories, however, this version of Jason was clearly a nice kid, whose flaw was over-eagerness, not vindictive sadism.

Not only was pre-Crisis Jason Todd damn likable, he also became more and more integrated in the wider DC Universe. For example, in an unintentional foreshadowing of their later relationship in Red Hood and the Outlaws, the lucky rascal got to meet Starfire:

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Impressively, in the classic ‘For The Man Who Has Everything,’ the new Boy Wonder even saved the asses of Batman, Wonder Woman, and Superman!

Then again, he got seriously beaten up by an angry mob in the crossover Legends, where public opinion turned against superheroes across the DC Universe:

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The most important crossover of the era was, of course, Crisis on Infinite Earths, which led to a soft reboot of Batman continuity. DC took the opportunity to give Jason Todd a more interesting background: he was now a street kid whose father had died while working as a flunky for Two-Face. In the revamped origin, Batman actually caught Jason in Crime Alley trying to steal the tires of the Batmobile!

I think this was a keen idea. It made Jason Todd a very different character from Dick Grayson by giving him street smarts, a problematic childhood, and ultimately his own reason to appreciate Bruce as a surrogate-father and crime-fighting mentor. Instead of the clean-cut, wholesome Boy Wonder of yesteryear, Robin was now closer to the irreverent image of modern youth. At the same time, this also gave Batman a different kind of relationship with his sidekick, since he had to tame Jason’s rebellious instincts.

I’m not a huge fan of the comics that introduced these changes (written by the otherwise dependable Max Allan Collins). Luckily, later they were awesomely retold from Dick Grayson’s perspective in Nightwing: Year One, where Dick and Jason got to bond while looking for a missing Alfred:

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It’s worth pointing out that, even after Crisis on Infinite Earths, many of the earlier stories featuring Jason Todd as Robin had quite a Batman ’66 vibe:

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This was most notable in Mike W. Barr’s fan-favorite run in Detective Comics, which featured one of the neatest depictions of Jason Todd. Barr wrote Robin as an impulsive wiseass, but was careful not to turn him into a douchebag. Instead, Jason came across as peppy and plucky and, you know, as someone who generally seemed to be having a blast hanging out with Caped Crusader!

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Things changed dramatically once Jim Starlin started to write Batman, in late 1987. Grimly steeped in sexual violence and terrorism, Starlin’s run was as eighties as it gets. The Dark Knight even fought a Soviet agent named KGBeast, in what was possibly the most preposterous Cold War fanfic since Rocky IV!

Starlin gave Jason Todd a makeover, turning him from a charmingly reckless kid into an edgy, angry teenager who apparently killed a criminal at one point (in ‘The Diplomat’s Son’). If Jason’s arc had first been treated as a straightforward success story, his growing pains now became a serious challenge for Batman. Here he is beating up a pimp:

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Talk about attitude.

To be fair, it was the eighties. While the recent wave of nostalgia for ‘80s pop culture has given us some cool movies (the latest being Turbo Kid), the fact is that, between the politics, crime, and socioeconomic wreckage, this was a pretty fucked up time to be a teen (as captured in the kickass Deadly Class comic series).

Still, as much as Robin got caught up in the zeitgeist, Jim Starlin seemed to be deliberately making Jason more and more unlikable in order to prep him to die. As soon as he came aboard, Starlin started lobbying to kill off the brat – and although DC didn’t let him give Robin AIDS, editor Denny O’Neil gradually found himself considering the dramatic potential of offing the Boy Wonder.

It must have helped that the shadow of The Dark Knight Returns loomed large over the Batman comics of the time. This tale, which was still being teased as a possible future for the world of the Caped Crusader, implied that Jason Todd was to meet a terrible fate. Whether planned or coincidentally, two of Mike Barr’s stories (‘Fear for Sale’ and ‘…My Beginning… And my Probable End.’) had already foreshadowed the significance of Jason’s death for Batman.

And then came ‘A Death in the Family.’ This is the book where Jason Todd ran away from Wayne Manor to go looking for his birth-mother and ended up in Beirut. In an amazing coincidence, Jason bumped into Batman, who had also come to Lebanon yet for completely unrelated reasons. The Dark Knight had followed the Joker to the Middle East, where the Clown Prince of Crime was trying to sell a nuclear rocket to Arab terrorists who wanted to bomb Tel Aviv.

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The Joker escaped to Ethiopia and, in another not-at-all-convoluted plot twist, Jason’s search for his mother took him there as well… in fact, it took him to the exact same spot, at the exact same time! So the Joker, that wacky fella, beat the shit out of Robin with a crowbar and left him to die in an explosion.

DC then infamously set up a pair of 1-900 phone numbers where people could vote as to whether the young hero survived the explosion or not. He didn’t.

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There is still some speculation over whether or not DC planed on killing (or at least retiring) Jason Todd regardless of the result of the poll. After all, the story title was ‘A Death in the Family’ for crying out load! I trust Brian Cronin on this (and on pretty much everything).

The truth is that, even if you don’t agree with the final decision, several good things came out of DC’s sadistic stunt (besides the evidence-based confirmation that comic fans are seriously twisted). First of all, ‘A Death in the Family’ continued to go in odd directions after Robin’s murder, the most surprising of which being the Ayatollah Khomeini hiring the Joker to be the Iranian representative to the United Nations:

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More generally, ‘A Death in the Family’ was the culmination not only of Jim Starlin’s so-gritty-it-hurts run, but of a broader dark cycle that included the likes of Batman: Year OneThe Killing Joke, and Arkham Asylum… and I think one of the consequences of hitting rock bottom was that the Bat-books bounced back by mostly moving away from such an extremely bleak mood for a while.

The nineties have a reputation as a time when Batman comics lost their sense of fun, but it was actually in the late 1980s and early 2000s that things got really depressing (both times culminating in the deaths of a Robin). As far as I’m concerned, even though the Caped Crusader himself became quite serious, the ‘90s produced tons of fun adventures set in Gotham City, many of which featured a well-adjusted Robin (Tim Drake). Even Bruce Wayne’s temporary replacement with a madman in Knightfall was more critique than celebration of the notion of a dickish, über-violent Dark Knight…

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Finally, for better or worse, Jason Todd’s death became a defining moment in Batman’s history. It was Bruce’s biggest failure and, naturally, it haunted his relationship with the Joker and with subsequent Robins. Writers sparingly tapped into this trauma to bring in a sense of gravitas to their stories. For example, in the crossover Underworld Unleashed, written by Mark Waid, the demon Neron exploited the Caped Crusader’s guilt in order to tempt him into a Faustian bargain.

In 1996, Batman actually visited Hell:

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These nods helped keep Jason’s memory alive. Thus, Robin’s demise remained a powerful and unique moment that resonated throughout the ages.

Well, at least until 2005:

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NEXT: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Lying in Batman’s arms

Last month, I suggested that this New Teen Titans cover, with Dick Grayson lying unconscious in some monster’s arms, was probably one of many movie poster homages done by Batman-related comics:

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Regardless of what truly inspired artist Jerry Bingham, however, I can tell you this much: it was neither the first nor the last time a Robin found himself in a pieta-style cover…

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Oh, Boy Wonder, you’re worse than South Park’s Kenny… And it begs the question: How many ways can a Robin die?

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But hey, I guess if they kill enough Robins, sooner or later they’ll end up with the greatest Batman story ever told!

In fairness, it’s not just the Boy Wonder. Catwoman has also tragically found herself in the Dark Knight’s arms multiple times:

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And so have various other women, for that matter:

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No wonder the Caped Crusader has such impressive biceps.

Of course, Batman comics being what they are, it doesn’t stop there…

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So much angst! Man, it must suck to be Dark Knight sometimes. Seriously, there have even been a couple of Batman-mourning-Batman moments:

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That said, as far as covers go, I guess this one is the most bizarre instance of the Caped Crusader agonizing over inert bodies:

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NEXT: Robin encounters Gotham’s sex industry.

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Adolf Hitler in Batman comics

Comics love (to hate) Adolf Hitler. It’s not just Superman and Captain America – pretty much all the main superheroes have come across the Führer in one way or another. Hell, you don’t even have to be in the top-tier… Midnighter travelled back in time to assassinate a young corporal Hitler in the trenches of World War I (Midnighter: Killing Machine). The Punisher bumped into Hitler’s mummified corpse in a South American jungle (Wolverine/Punisher). My personal favorite: the Taskmaster once found himself in a TOWN WHERE EVERYONE IS HITLER (Taskmaster: Unthinkable).

Naturally, the Austrian Asshole has also appeared in a number of Batman comics – he even has strong views about the upcoming movie! And while the Caped Crusader has had plenty of anti-Nazi adventures, the ones where he faces Hitler tend to have two things in common: a) they are all team-up stories, and b) they are absolutely bonkers.

The first that comes to mind is ‘The Untold Origin of the Justice Society’ (DC Special #29), written by Paul Levitz and illustrated by Joe Staton and Bob Layton. According to this comic, set in Earth-2, Batman was a founding member of the Justice Society of America, a super-team formed way back in 1940. Their first mission was to prevent the Germans from invading Britain during World War II. Here are the original Batman, Flash, and Green Lantern attacking a fifth column based in McMurdie Castle, Glasgow:

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Despite the Dark Knight’s peppy confidence, the three heroes are knocked out by a Nazi robot. They wake up in Berlin, where Adolf Hitler is ranting about Aryan supremacy and all that crap about a thousand-year Reich. The Führer then tries to unmask Batman while announcing that he will kill him with the Spear of Destiny – the same spear that an ancient Roman soldier used on Jesus Christ!

This is when things really go off the rails: Hourman and Dr. Fate show up to rescue the heroes, but Hitler counter-attacks by using the Spear of Destiny to somehow unleash mystic forces from above:

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These events were later revised into an even stranger tale in the mini-series America vs. The Justice Society – that’s the one where Batman dies and leaves behind an incriminating diary accusing his teammates of national treason (a plot which was apparently inspired by the Hitler diaries).

One of the writers of America vs. The Justice Society, Roy Thomas, specialized in reimagining the Society’s WWII adventures. For example, in the pulpy ‘Thunder over London!’ (All-Star Squadron #36), the team goes up against Captain Marvel, who is in thrall to Adolf Hitler. The Caped Crusader does his part in the fight while flying Wonder Woman’s invisible jet plane:

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The story continues with ‘Lightning in Berlin!’ where Batman breaks into Hitler’s headquarters and addresses the Führer in German, which he seems to appreciate:

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Yes, the Dark Knight and his team are once again at the mercy of German soldiers, but they ultimately manage to kick Nazi butt and escape as Plastic Man turns into a giant zeppelin. You know, comics.

Meanwhile, in Earth-1, a different version of Batman is a member of another super-team: the Justice League of America. In ‘Crisis on Earth X!” and “Thirteen Against the Earth!’ (by Len Wein, Dick Dillin, and Dick Giordano) the Caped Crusader and other members of the Justice League travel to a parallel universe where FDR died of a heart attack in 1944. This apparently caused the governmental balance of power to ‘go the wrong way’ and by the time the USA developed the atom bomb, Germany had one too, leading to a stalemate that lasted until 1968, when the Third Reich finally took over the world with the help of a powerful mind-control ray.

One of the mind-control stations is at the top of the Eiffel Tower, because of course it is. And that’s how the Dark Knight ends up fighting Nazi soldiers while climbing the tallest building in Paris:

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Batman and his buddies soon find themselves under National-Socialist mind control, but Red Tornado totally saves the day by flying to a huge Nazi space satellite and beheading Adolf Hitler with a punch. To top it all off, Hitler is revealed to be an android – it turns out that, in these past years, one of the mind-control mechanisms became sentient and took control from the Third Reich, replacing human leaders with android-replicas. Thank you, Len Wein.

Not only is this not the weirdest Adolf Hitler comic (that would be Grant Morrison’s and Steve Yeowell’s The New Adventures of Hitler), it’s not even the weirdest Batman comic to depict the Führer. That honor goes to the Caped Crusader’s team-up with Sgt. Rock in ‘The Night Batman Sold His Soul!’

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In the opening pages of this mind-boggling tale by Bob Haney and Jim Aparo (dated August-September 1973), Batman gets shot and thrown down a well while trying to rescue a kidnapped boy afflicted by a rare blood disease. In a fit of despair, the Dark Knight yells that he’d give his soul to get out of that well and, sure enough, he is helped out by a mysterious old man with a foreign accent. The stranger later returns to claim back Batman’s soul, forcing the Caped Crusader to unwillingly do ‘the work of evil’ – which is to say he tricks Batman into causing innocent people’s deaths.

Batman calls the old man ‘the spirit of evil’ and the last panel suggests he is the Devil himself, but at one point Sgt. Rock explains his own theory:

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When Bob Haney returned to this cast five years later, in another issue of The Brave and the Bold, the results were just as nutty. ‘Hell is For Heroes’ pits Batman and Sgt. Rock against what is now unambiguously Satan (and, for some reason, against Scottish nationalism), although you can bet your ass Adolf’s ghost has a small cameo, helping out Lucifer!

Clearly not as anti-social as some would have you believe, in the eighties the Dark Knight founded one more superhero team: The Outsiders. They had the best Hitler story in the bunch (courtesy of Mike W. Barr and Alan Davis), albeit shortly after Batman left the team. In Adventures of the Outsiders #33-35, set in the European kingdom of Markovia in 1986, the villainous Baron Bedlam uses cell samples to clone Adolf Hitler. It takes time, however, for Hitler’s memories to resurface (of course it’s a wonder they can resurface at all, given that he’s a clone, but play along). In order to speed up the process, the Baron arranges for Hitler to be attended by a Jewish servant girl, hoping this will trigger his anti-Semitic impulses:

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It actually takes quite a while, but Baron Bedlam’s mind games eventually pay off and the Führer does regain his memory:

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The issue finishes with this bittersweet moment in which the Outsiders come across the results of the Baron’s experiment:

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NEXT: Oh my God, they killed Robin!

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Batman’s damn guns

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We can all agree that Batman is not exactly a pacifist. After all, the Dark Knight does beat up crooks on a nightly basis and he has been known to resort to torture. However, there is a line, as ambiguous and hypocritical as you may find it. The rule is that Batman doesn’t kill, he doesn’t maim, and he sure as hell doesn’t shoot people.

Admittedly, the Caped Crusader has a complicated relationship with guns and his no-shooting policy wasn’t clear from the *very* beginning…

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…but it’s fair to say that by now Batman’s refusal to pack heat has been pretty much established. It’s so established, in fact, that the mere sight of the Dark Knight holding a gun is enough to provide a WTF cover:

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When Bruce Wayne picks up a gun, this is supposed to be a big deal – an intentionally outrageous stunt!

As much shit as Mike W. Barr gets for having armed the Dark Knight in Year Two, at least Barr seemed aware of the implications of what he was doing… In that story, when Batman decides to start carrying a gun, this is treated as a shocking moment (a cliffhanger even), not least because Bruce doesn’t use just any old gun:

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Now, I admit that not all creators have displayed this much self-consciousness… Moreover, some fans are quite vocal against Batman’s refusal to use guns. Perhaps they’re reacting against the politics of it, or maybe they just think this makes the Dark Knight less conventionally cool by making him too much of a goody two-shoes (although I’ve never seen anyone upset over the fact that Bruce also refuses to drink alcohol). Either way, that’s a silly attitude: Batman is already tough-as-nails and, if you really need to see bullets flying in order to respect your hero, you can always go and read The Punisher. Or, you know, just watch pretty much any damn action movie!

Not that there haven’t been plenty of exceptions:

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This begs the question of how many times you can open once-in-a-lifetime exceptions before it becomes officially ridiculous. Hell, Batman has even shot dolphins!

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Frank Miller made his contribution to the debate, with The Dark Knight Returns. In this mega-classic tale, Miller vividly painted Gotham City as a quasi-war zone, like the Los Angeles of Predator 2, with streets roamed by gangs of neo-Nazis and urban savages. He then played with the readers’ expectations by showing Batman with a shotgun in what at first appeared to be an uncritical move:

Batman - Dark Knight Returns #01The Dark Knight Returns #1

Some pages later, it is revealed that this is in fact a grapple-gun, which the Dark Knight uses to grapple a helicopter rather than to shoot it down…

Next issue, though, we actually see Batman firing a huge-ass weapon, precisely so that Frank Miller can establish that this isn’t your average Caped Crusader anymore:

Batman - Dark Knight Returns

Batman - Dark Knight Returns #02The Dark Knight Returns #2

That said, towards the end, The Dark Knight Returns famously features what is by far one of Batman’s most powerful and iconic anti-gun panels:

Batman - Dark Knight Returns #04The Dark Knight Returns #4

The thing is that this stance is not just a whim or a concession to political correctness, but integral to the character and his in-story origin. Given that the whole purpose of Batman is to prevent tragedies like the ones that happened to Bruce Wayne, who saw his parents gunned down in front of him, using a firearm should be the last thing the Dark Knight would do… The first episode of Batman Beyond really nails this – the day that a desperate Bruce feels the need to point a gun to scare off a criminal is literally the day he decides to stop being Batman.

Now, as in everything, writers have different takes on how far to take this stance… Bob Haney once opened a story of The Brave and the Bold with Batman charging against a bunch of dudes with a blazing gun:

brave and the bold 104The Brave and the Bold #104

Haney then had Commissioner Gordon explain that the gun was loaded with blanks, thus humoring what Gordon angrily called Batman’s  ‘idiotic code’ – which is to say his ‘personal prejudice against killing… and using a gun!’

I guess both the gritty visuals (courtesy of Jim Aparo) and Gordon’s cop-on-the-edge attitude were in line with the times, since the early 1970s spit out a tidal wave of hard-hitting cop flicks – The French Connection, Across 110th Street, The Seven-Ups, Serpico.

In any case, the point is that, for Bob Haney, the Caped Crusader didn’t have a serious problem with guns themselves, just with lethal ammunition. You can see this again issues later, when he shoots tear gas at a group of suicide bombers:

Brave and the Bold #112The Brave and the Bold #112

Jim Starlin used a similar logic, having an armed Batman shoot tranquilizer darts in The Cult:

Batman The Cult 04The Cult #4

On the opposite end of the spectrum, David V. Reed took Bruce’s phobia to a hilarious extreme. According to Reed, the Dark Knight was barely able to physically touch a gun in any context, not even to fire it into the floor:

Detective Comics 452Detective Comics #452

So, is it never OK for the Caped Crusader to fire a weapon? Well, perhaps it’s possible to get away with it if it’s done ingeniously… I like the sequence in ‘Target Practice’ (Batman #369) where the assassin Deadshot is on top of a tree about to shoot Julia Pennyworth, herself holding a gun, and Batman intervenes in a neat way:

batman 369batman 369Batman #369

At the end of the day, while I’m certainly not adverse to blood-soaked comics, for me the point of Batman stories is the nuttiness of it all, not boring yet realistic violence.

Overall, good writers will come up with ways for Batman to save the day without having to resort to guns. And no, I don’t mean cheating by having someone else conveniently shoot the villain, like in Batman: Earth One or in Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises!

A great part of the Batman mythos is the fact that the Caped Crusader always prepares for every scenario – he has a backup plan or something in his utility belt to help him get out of trouble. Or, at the very least, a truly badass Dark Knight should be able to improvise by using whatever he has at hand, whether he’s in a junkyard…

Batman 425Batman #425

…or in the freaking Amazon jungle:

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Indeed, I love stories in which Batman has to face something unexpected and pulls it off by adapting to new circumstances in clever ways. Some of the most awesome moments in the Brave and the Bold cartoon involved the Dark Knight undergoing sudden transformations yet quickly bouncing back into the fight, whether having just become an orangutan (‘Terror on Dinosaur Island!’), an elastic blob (‘Long Arm of the Law!’), Captain America (‘Cry Freedom Fighters!’), or a woman (‘The Criss Cross Conspiracy!’, complete with a final nod to Some Like It Hot).

My favorite moment of this kind takes place in a comic where Batman inadvertently gets thrown into the 31st century. As soon as he gets there, the Dark Knight starts assessing his surroundings…

Brave and the Bold 05The Brave and the Bold (v3) #5

And just a few pages later, without breaking a sweat (or pulling a firearm), Batman is already kicking the local superhero team’s ass:

Brave and the Bold 05The Brave and the Bold (v3) #5

NEXT: Batman vs Hitler.

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Covers with movie homages

Back when I listed 10 great Catwoman covers, I regrettably didn’t include this homage to the poster for the awesome crime movie Bullitt:

Bullitt          Catwoman 40

That image was part of a cool stunt DC pulled a few months ago, in which it commissioned a bunch of variant covers featuring movie poster homages. The results were all quite neat, with most artists going for predictably geeky and/or action-y references…

Matrix          Detective Comics 40

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone          Batman and Robin 40

The Mask          Batman 40

The Fugitive          Batman/Superman 20

Enter the Dragon          Grayson 8

…while others seemingly thought more outside the box and came up with some outlandish choices:

Jailhouse Rock           Harley Quinn

Purple Rain          Batgirl 40

Magic Mike          Justice League 40

As a total movie buff, I was all over this. In fact, it was such a fun shtick that I’m surprised the idea hasn’t been done more often in the Bat-books… after all, comic cover artists love intertextual homages.

That said, of course this is not *completely* unprecedented. Bat-covers had previously toyed with the whole movie poster design thing:

Detective Comics 549          Batman Chronicles 9

And although more loosely than in the covers for Harley Quinn and Batgirl, others had already riffed on Jailhouse Rock and Purple Rain:

Catwoman 80          Batman and Robin 6

Indeed, now that I think about it I realize that there have been more film references on the covers of Bat-books than in Community’s paintball episodes!

There have been nods to Jurassic Park, to Sergio Leone’s ‘Dollars Trilogy,’ to Star Wars and, more recently, to Night of the Hunter:

Birds of Prey 5          Robin Annual 6

Hitman One Million          Batman 38

During his string of fun covers for Harley Quinn in the early 2000s, Terry Dodson worked in a number of memorable parodies, including of famous movie posters:

The Good the Bad and the Ugly          Harley Quinn 21

Pulp Fiction          Harley Quinn 15

Moreover, if you go as far back as the Silver Age, it’s not difficult to find covers (and stories) that blatantly took their cues from motion pictures:

The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms          Batman 104

Creature from the Black Lagoon                    Detective Comics 252

King Kong          Batman 162

And then of course there’s James Bond, with that iconic imagery of female silhouettes and closing lenses, not to mention the dashing gentleman with the gun…

From Russia With Love          The Living Daylights

On the cover of Batman comics, the 007 style has been both spoofed and played more-or-less straight:

Justice League International 16          Detective Comics 877

More recently, with the reinvention of Dick Grayson as a super-spy, artists couldn’t resist returning to this well:

Grayson 01          Grayson 02

In addition, The Godfather movies have been another obvious source, especially for gangster stories:

The Godfather          Batman Eternal 14

The Godfather II          Nightwing 108

Finally, I’m pretty sure artist Jerry Bingham was giving a wink to Forbidden Planet in this cover for The New Teen Titans:

Forbidden Planet          New Teen Titans 11

Although, to be fair on this last one, Bingham could also be referencing just any of countless 1950s’ posters for B-movies with sci-fi creatures holding unconscious humans…

Invaders from Mars          Satan's Satellites

Invasion of the Saucer-Men          Tobor the Great

No wonder aliens think Earth girls are easy!

NEXT: Batman shoots dolphins.

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A symphony of kicks in the head

There is probably no cliché Batman fans hate more than ‘BIFF! ZAP! POW! COMICS ARE NOT JUST FOR KIDS ANYMORE!’ It’s bad enough that you don’t realize comics haven’t been *just* for kids for a very looooong time… but do you actually have to stress it with a reference to a 50-year old TV show?

That said, I do love bombastic sound effects. As much as I mostly talk about writers and artists in this blog, Batman comics wouldn’t be nearly as cool without the onomatopoeia of talented letterers like Jim Aparo, Ben Oda, John Costanza, Todd Klein, Willie Schubert, and Tim Harkins, among many others.

So, to celebrate Gotham Calling’s first anniversary, here are 50 images of Batman loudly kicking all kinds of people (and aliens and demons) in the head:

detective comics 438Detective Comics #438
detective comics 444Detective Comics #444
BATMAN 243Batman #243
Brave and the Bold #115Brave and the Bold #115
detective comics 490Detective Comics #490
Batman 358Batman #358
Brave and the Bold 180The Brave and the Bold #180
Batman 365Batman #365
detective comics 549Detective Comics #549
Batman #382Batman #382
Batman And The Outsiders 17Batman and the Outsiders #17
Batman 393Batman #393
Batman 400Batman #400
Detective Comics 572Detective Comics #572
Detective Comics 579Detective Comics #579
Detective Comics 585Detective Comics #585
Legends 02
Legends #2
Detective Comics 590Detective Comics #590
Batman Son Of The DemonSon of the Demon
Detective Comics 592Detective Comics #592
Detective Comics 594Detective Comics #594
detective comics 595Detective Comics #595
Detective Comics 602Detective Comics #602
Detective Comics 625Detective Comics #625
Batman 431Batman #431
Batman 464Batman #464
Legends Of The Dark Knight 12Legends of the Dark Knight #12
batman jazzLegends of the Dark Knight: Jazz #1
Batman & Dracula - Red RainRed Rain
Legends Of The Dark Knight 40Legends of the Dark Knight #40
Legends Of The Dark Knight 46Legends of the Dark Knight #46
Legends Of The Dark Knight 48Legends of the Dark Knight #48
Batman 541Batman #541
Legends of the Dark Knight 58Legends of the Dark Knight #58
Batman Annual #18Batman Annual #18
batman - black & white #2Batman Black and White #2
 Legends Of The Dark Knight 88Legends of the Dark Knight #88
Legends Of The Dark Knight 97Legends of the Dark Knight #97
batman adventures #36The Batman Adventures #36
batman adventures holiday specialThe Batman Adventures Holiday Special
Legends of the Dark Knight #148Legends of the Dark Knight #148
Legends Of The Dark Knight #153Legends of the Dark Knight #153
Legends Of The Dark Knight #159Legends of the Dark Knight #159
Batman - Gotham Knights 48Gotham Knights #48
Gotham Adventures 31Gotham Adventures #31
Batman & the Monster MenBatman and the Monster Men #1
Brave and the Bold 6Batman: The Brave and the Bold #6
Batman ’66 01Batman ’66 #1
Batman Black & White 02Batman Black & White (v2) #2
Batman ’66 08Batman ’66 #8

 

But of course, the most famous Bat-kick in the head of all time is actually silent:

Batman - Dark Knight Returns #04 The Dark Knight Returns #4

NEXT: Batman, the stripper.

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Non-Batman gothic comics – part 3

If you read the last posts, you know what’s going on. Here are another couple of awesome gothic comics:

STRANGE EMBRACE

strange embraceStrange Embrace and other nightmares

It’s hard to do justice to David Hine’s nightmarish tour de force, Strange Embrace. There is nothing out there quite like it: Hine intricately weaves layers upon layers of storytelling, covering all the main phobias in the human psyche, from madness to sexual torture to everything in-between. Much of the comic is set in the Edwardian era and, along with more universal themes like alienation or fear of aging, there is a whole subtext about imperial arrogance and European decadence hiding under the guise of Christian civilization.

I’m deliberately keeping things vague because I don’t want to spoil what’s easily one of the sickest plot reveals you’ll ever encounter. But I can assure you that Strange Embrace includes some sequences with insects and a deformed fetus which offer definite proof that Hine is an expert at freaking readers the fuck out.

Strange Embrace     Strange Embrace     Strange Embrace

Hine has written several nifty comics. Many even feature Batman (including the delirious ‘Earthly Delights’). Yet Strange Embrace is his most accomplished work, perhaps because he also illustrated it and there was minimum editorial interference, so we get a very personal vision. Hine’s angular style is suitably odd and you can tell he put a lot of thought into coming up with the most effective ‘camera’ choices. The original art was in black and white, but I own the version colored by Rob Steen, whom I think did a stellar job of maintaining a somber atmosphere throughout the book.

I’ve seen David Hine cite Suddenly, Last Summer as a partial inspiration and I can totally see that. In terms of both content and visuals, I also wouldn’t be surprised to find out this comic was heavily influenced by the films Repulsion, Blue Velvet, and Barton Fink.

SWAMP THING (original era)

swamp thing 02Swamp Thing #2

Swamp Thing is both one of the best comics of all time and a frustrating case of too-much-of-a-good-thing. DC has stretched a simple concept beyond belief – but in their defense, they have struck gold multiple times! With that in mind, I’ve split this section into three different eras…

The whole thing started with an 8-page story by Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson in the horror anthology House of Secrets #92 (July 1971), about a scientist named Alex Olsen who died in a lab explosion in a swamp and came back as a vegetable monster (i.e. a Swamp Thing). This was a full, standalone tale, but it ended up spawning over forty years of comics!

Wein and Wrightson remade the story as an ongoing series in 1972, with scientist Alec Holland going through a similar transformation. They kept the tragic, gothic tone, but added a serial adventure flair, with Swamp Thing facing classic creatures like werewolves, witches, aliens, and the undead, not to mention the mad scientist Anton Arcane, who became his arch-nemesis. The creators were in top form, with Wrightson delivering his signature haunting art and Wein keeping things moody-as-hell through elaborate purple prose and plots wrought with poetic irony where the most awful monster was, inevitably, humanity itself.

Swamp Thing 05    Swamp Thing 06    House of Secrets 92

The series kept going even without Bernie Wrightson (starting with issue #11) and Len Wein (issue #14) – and while Nestor Redondo’s, David Michelinie’s, and Gerry Conway’s work isn’t bad, it sure isn’t as memorable. Conway eventually shook things up by reverting Swamp Thing back to a human Alec Holland and briefly making him a supporting character in Challengers of the Unknown, but later everyone agreed that the world would be a better place if we all collectively pretended that the series had ended with issue #20 and anything Conway wrote after that simply didn’t count.

SWAMP THING (Alan Moore era)

saga of the swamp thing 21The Saga of the Swamp Thing #21

Len Wein revived the Swamp Thing property in 1982, this time as editor, presumably to capitalize on the shlocky movie coming out that year (rest in peace, Wes Craven!). Again, Martin Pasko’s scripts weren’t terrible (there were a few neat ideas in there), but he didn’t make a strong case for the universe needing another Swamp Thing series (now pompously titled The Saga of the Swamp Thing). The art was initially by Tom Yeates, who did an OK job, and later by Stephen Bissette and John Totleben, who were of course phenomenal. But the biggest game-changer took place in issue #20, when Alan Moore came in as writer, killed off the protagonist, and changed comics forever.

This isn’t an overstatement. Moore’s run is the stuff of legends – like Watchmen, this is a series that all your favorite writers have read and, to some degree, are likely trying to ape (or perhaps trying to counterbalance). Almost every issue is a mind-blowing classic. ‘The Anatomy Lesson’ (arguably the greatest comic issue ever) revealed that Swamp Thing wasn’t really Alec Holland after all, just a bunch of vegetation that somehow mimicked his consciousness. ‘Roots’ managed to pull off a cameo by the JLA. There was a trio of terrifying issues guest-starring Etrigan, the Demon. The zombie/possession/incest-themed ‘Love and Death’ was the first DC issue in decades to be published without the Comics Code Authority stamp of approval, paving the way for a line of mature-oriented series (which later became the Vertigo imprint). ‘Down Amongst the Dead Men’ (in which Swamp Thing travelled to Hell, meeting Deadman and the Spectre along the way) and ‘Abandoned Houses’ (which incorporated the original House of Secrets short story into the continuity) pretty much set the blueprint for the corner of the universe Neil Gaiman would develop in The Sandman. ‘Pog’ was a sweet homage to Walt Kelly’s Pogo. ‘Rite of Spring’ showed Swamp Thing and Anton Arcane’s niece, Abigail, having hallucinogenic sex. The list goes on.

In the background of the series’ self-professed ‘sophisticated suspense’ was the fact that the eighties were a pretty scary time, socially and politically, which may explain the overall boom of horror fiction providing cathartic metaphors for that era’s anxieties. This was never clearer than in the ‘American Gothic’ arc, which used horror tropes to address topical issues like pollution, sexism, racism, and gun culture. This arc also introduced beloved cast members, including John Constantine and the aging hippie Chester Williams. Plus, it explained that the Swamp Thing was in fact a plant-based Earth Elemental created by the Parliament of Trees. Plus, there was a brief crossover with Crisis on Infinite Earths. Oh, and the climax pretty much redefined the concepts of Good and Evil in the DC Universe. And what did Alan Moore do after that? He had Swamp Thing destroy Gotham City. And after *that* he sent Swampy into space, giving the Moore-treatment to DC’s extraterrestrial characters.

Swamp Thing 43     Saga of the Swamp Thing 25     Saga of the Swamp Thing 33

The impact of Alan Moore’s run was felt across the DC Universe. Hellblazer, Black Orchid, The Sandman, and Books of Magic all have clear ties to Moore’s work. The elemental-based mythology found its way into Firestorm and Animal Man, among many others. And, memorably, traces of Swamp Thing’s space travel showed up in both James Robinson’s Starman and John Ostrander’s Martian Manhunter.

SWAMP THING (post-Moore era)

Swamp Thing 132Swamp Thing #132

You’d think Alan Moore would be an impossible act to follow, but this wasn’t the case. Rick Veitch, who along with Bissette, Totleben, and Stan Woch had been killing it on the art, became the series’ regular writer and kept Moore’s literary standards as well as countercultural sensibilities while bringing in his own brand of psychedelic satire. The first part of Veitch’s run concerned an attempt to find a host body for Swamp Thing’s replacement (which the Parliament of Trees had generated while Swamp Thing was in outer space), a storyline that was neatly resolved in a fabulous crossover with Hellblazer. The second part saw Swamp Thing travel through time, meeting DC characters from various eras, and was supposed to have culminated in a meeting with Jesus Christ but the publisher pulled the plug at the last moment, leading to Rick Veitch’s resignation.

Say what you want about Doug Wheeler, he did a solid job of wrapping up Veitch’s plot threads, and even wrote a few nice isolated tales (I quite like ‘La Terre qui Disparait’) before getting bogged down into an endless, uninspired saga pitting Swamp Thing’s Elemental dimension (the Green) against a fungus-based one (the Gray). The loss of momentum carried over into Nancy A. Collins’ run, which is a shame because there are plenty of cool moments in that run (plus a couple of very strong fill-ins by Dick Foreman). The problem is that Collins focused on Swamp Thing’s family dynamics (by then Swampy was living with Abigail and they had a daughter, Tefé), turning the comic into a horror soap opera. While this was sometimes fun, it further sucked the inspiration out of the series’ most outlandish elements, as plant creatures, Swamp Thing’s kinky sex life, and the same old villains became increasingly mundane.

A much needed breath of fresh air came in the form of Grant Morrison’s and Mark Millar’s closing run, which knocked down everything in its path. Finally coming to terms with the full implications of ‘The Anatomy Lesson,’ Swamp Thing gave up his humanity, took over all the Elements, became the most powerful being in the planet, and eventually became the Earth itself. Although a bit uneven, this run delivered the epic finale the series deserved!

Swamp Thing 66     Swamp Thing Annual 03     Swamp Thing 69

Comics being comics, this wasn’t the end. Writer Brian K. Vaughan was given another series in 2001, which was hit-and-miss but at least had the good sense to leave Swamp Thing alone and instead focus on Tefé Holland, his daughter. The same can’t be said for the 2004 Swamp Thing series nor for the 2011 reboot, which kept recombining the same characters and concepts without realizing that – Challengers of the Unknown aside – the franchise had always been at its best when breaking new ground and going in unexpected directions.

Also, there totally was a Swamp Thing cartoon, which was ama-zing.

 

NEXT: Batman kicks people in the head.

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